The Opening of the Golan!

Slowly but surely, the conflict in Lebanon is beginning to spread as all sides fall victims to their rhetoric, their pride, their ambitions and their schemes. The latest chapter in this is not the meaningless operation that took place in the occupied Golan Heights a few days ago itself, but the fact that the party that tookcreditfor it, the previously unknown Free Homeland Party, claims to be an independent Syrian organization acting against the government will.

Regardless of the veracity of this claim, the statement that the group released employs an old-style Baathist lingo, especially in its reference to Blessed Raiders (maghawiruna al-mayameen), the nationalist equivalent to Holy Warriors. As such, the group might be linked, directly or indirectly, to the recently formed Popular Front for the Liberation of the Golan, made up of former MPs and Baath Party members. As such, there is ample reason to believe that the FHP is indeed an Assadist creation, and that is a tool to apply more pressures on Israel and to demonstrate the Assads’ ability to create more problems for the “Zionist Entity.” If this is the case, then the situation is still under control, for the time being.

If this is a truly independent organization, however, then the possibility of escalation and of losing control over the situation is even more eminent and serious. Be that as it may, many Syrians seem on the verge of getting what they have been recently clamoring for – a confrontation with Israel, with all the trimmings.

But please, let’s not forget here, this is all definitely Israel’s and America’s fault. We had nothing to do with it. We are, after all, the perennial victims of a history gone mad.

On a related note, Spanish Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke on Thursday to Moron and came out with the impression that some kind of an agreement on Hezbollah. He even shared this impression with the rest of the unbelieving world in the press conference following his visit. But, and in a typical Syrian fashion, and mere hours after the FM’s departure, Syrian officials made a statement categorical denying this matter. So, is there anyone else who cares to talk to the Moron?

7 thoughts on “The Opening of the Golan!

  1. the days of the “new” arab resistance group that pops up from nowhere are many palestinian resistance groups are there now?do they have special hats that turn when they members of multiple groups?the address is assad no matter where it comes from

  2. This is just hilarious.Question: What is the one thing that a dictator absolutely detests? Answer: being ignored. The guy is just desperate. What a clown.

  3. Very important!!!Ammar…I don’t know about real life…but in the picture you look like a young Marlon Brando.Does anybody else out there see it? Stella! STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I have actually been told that Howie. I have also been cautioned, by my wife, that I might actually grow as fat as he did, if I kept on spending my time glues to a computer keyboard. She has a point there, but I don’t know how to break this addiction.

  5. LOL LOOOOOLand one day you’ll be lamenting….”i could’ve been a contender….. I could’ve been somebody!”

  6. HEY!……commonnnn now!….you and I are on the Dostoyevsky life timeline remember…. we are not even half way to the zenith of our potential for brilliance yet…..!thats an expression of my other outlook, when i am not making cynical forecasts… about wasted potential and missed opportunities…. and sad characters like Terry Malone in ..On the Waterfront. Maybe your wife is your “Edie” – the Eve Marie Saint of this Story…… who saved you from yourself…

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